Fuck the King of Space

“Fuck the King of Space” was a magic space opera I ran through 2018. It used my own hodgepodge system of rules, and was set in a vast galaxy that has been so thoroughly explored that some planets have been forgotten and rediscovered a dozen times. It was something like a cross between Asimov’s Empire with oldschool D&D wizards in it.

Pluviose, 31,618 – Aftermath of a Pirate Attack
Session 1 – Why Am I The Only One Who Cares About Zat!?

Ventose, 31,618 – Making Some Scratch
Session 2 – Synth Music Gives a Bonus to Hacking

Germinal & Floreal, 31,618 – Wrath of the Space Krakkens
Session 3 – There is Nothing Surprising About This Gas Station
Session 4 – Back in the Vantablack

Prarial, Messidor, Thermidor, 31,618 – No Rest for the Wicked
Session 5 – Some of these MUST be about sex.
Session 6 – I Shake It Around Like A Martini
Session 7 – We Forgot to Bring the Art Historian to the Art Heist
Session 8 – I’m Not Archaic, I’m Art
Session 9 – The Bone Zone
Session 10 – #MENaceD
Session 11 – Mid-Session Haven Turns are Stressful

[Months…?] 31,618 – Crossovers, Genocide Devices, & Beyond
Session 12 – On a Blue World Alone
Session 13 – Glurns, Finnaw, and Dogment
Session 15 – “As a Doctor, I Know Dead People Don’t Breathe.”
Session 16 – “Kids Love Halfpipes.”
Session 17 – Dog Hitler
Session 18 – In Which Hey Acts Out
Session 19 – In Which The Referee Is Very Ill, and Calls The Game After 20 Minutes So He Can Dry Heave
Session 20 – “Yo RoBros. ‘Sup?”

Final Hurrah
Session 21 – Ghost Art
Session 22 – Archeology By Orbital Bombardment
Session 23 – The Sun Son
Session 24 – Epilogue

Fuck the King of Space: Post Mortem