Note: Due to life circumstances, this is being written a full 3 days after we originally played this session. My memory is a little fuzzy, so forgive me if there are omissions or errors.
Dramatis Personae
+John Bell as Dr. Trevor Science
+vss cedars as Hey
+Patrick Stuart as RayRayRayRayRay
+Courtney Campbell as Tin Man
+Chris H as Gown
+Shoe Skogen as Agamony
+Joshua Blackketter as Magnus Robot Fighter
The Bosco
HP: 8/8
Fuel: 27/30
Free Cargo Space: 1/16 (2 are secure)
Cargo: 5 spare fuel (1), 4 Krakken Eggs (2), 5 Baby Krakkens (5), Stygian Liberation Front Paraphernalia (1), Freeze Dried Food (3), Weapons Cache (2), Orlog IV CombatBots (1), Holo Projector coded for Museum Intro stuff (1)
Passengers: Dr. Osh
Loot
Cloak of King Sassnid IV, worth 30,000 Darics
That’s 4286 xp/Darics each.
1 dose of reanimating security nanobots from the Dukebaron’s gallery.
NPCs
None
Locations
History wing of the Dukebaron’s Private Gallery
Highlights Recap
The session began with the party and the lizardbeast known as “the Hunter” facing off on the docking platform beside their ship. The party turned off the magnetic shield holding in the atmosphere, causing a bunch of stuff to fly up into the air–including captain RayRayRayRayRay. Fortunately, Gown was able to save him by twisting nearby metals into a slide for him to ride down. The Hunter, for its part, suffocated to death while the players were all safe in their space suits.
At this point, some of the folks living in the place got pretty pissed off at the party about releasing a monster that killed a bunch of them, but the threat of force combined with some reassuring friendly words kept them from getting on the party’s case too much.
With that threat resolved, the party decided to explore the last section of the museum, the history wing. They hacked their way in, and discovered that the only history the Dukebaron collected were the corpses of historical figures, preserved in glass cases. Some of these the party regarded as more notable than others. The renowned artist Rene Lego or the discoverer of the Weak Gravitational Force, the party could understand. The man with the biggest dick in recorded history, they understood less so.
The party cut straight to the center of things, and discovered the tomb of the King of Space, 13 times removed. Sassnid the 4th was well preserved, and wore a magnificent royal robe woven with gold. A work of precious historical and artistic significance. The party determined to steal it.
After thoroughly examining the place for any traps, and finding none, the party had one of their robots smash open the case, while they hid behind an empty case nearby. Immediately after the smashing was done, a series of needles shot up through the foam of the empty case, right where a body would have been, and squirted out some silvery liquid (which agamony collected).
All the bodies in this wing of the gallery were reanimated with nanobots, which set to work attacking the party. The group took several brutal bashes with a massive dick before they were able to cleverly cut their way out of the place, using Gown’s magics to tear up metal from the floor and create barricades against the oncoming hoards of “undead.”
In the chaos, the party managed to behead Sassnid the 4th, and remove her cloak.
After their escape, the session ended in media res.