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ORWA: Year 2527
- Session 1: Character Creation, and Duckers (May / The Science Duckers)
- Session 2: A 1-in-36 Failure Chance Is Still A Chance (May / The Science Duckers)
- Session 3: The Electric Gorilla Association (June / Recruiting Good George)
- Session 4: Serious Dildo Accusations (July / The Dildo Thief)
- Session 5: Dildopulon — The Sussiest Baka (August / The Dildo Thief)
- Session 6: Memorial Bejeweled Jacob’s Ladder (September / Seclusium of the Philaquamort)
- Session 7: Rare Memes (October / Seclusium of the Philaquamort)
- Session 8: The Party Never Does What Schlippy Wants (November / Seclusium of the Philaquamort)
- Session 9: Mysterious Stranger, But They’re a Divine Cow Creature (December / Seclusium of the Philaquamort)
ORWA: Year 2528
- Session 10: We’re the Republican Party From Before the Civil War, But On Mars. (January / Brain Drain)
- Session 11: This Dungeon is Boring (February / Brain Drain)
- Session 12: Battle of the Bathroom (March / Brain Drain)
- Session 13: The Demons Don’t Care, The Doctor is Cold (April / Brain Drain)
- Session 14: I think I Understand the CIA Now (May / Brain Drain)
- Session 15: In Which Norman Screens His Calls (June / Ghosts of Ancient Mars)
- Session 16: Failing To Make Friends With a Ghost (July / Ghosts of Ancient Mars)
- Session 17: “We Cannot Allow a Pronoun Gap to Develop Between Us and the Akiovashans!” (August / Ghosts of Ancient Mars)
- Session 18: Snails Like Fructose (September / The Distant Crevasse)
- Session 19: Gel’s Jimmy Neutron Blain Blast (October / The Distant Crevasse)
- Session 20: Language Barrier (November / The Distant Crevasse)
- Session 21: All Orbs have Good Handfeel (December / The Distant Crevasse)
ORWA: Year 2529
- Session 22: Licking the Giant Stone Eye (January / The Distant Crevasse)
- Session 23: Somehow Pollux Was Not Party To The Session In Which The Electric Gorilla Association Built a Trolly (February / The Distant Crevasse)
- Session 24: Untitled (March / The Distant Crevasse)
- Session 25: Holy Heck We’re Outta This Dungeon! (April / The Distant Crevasse)
- Session 26: Untitled (May / End)