Dramatis Personae
+Ronnie Whelan as Sheniqua, then Jinny Bo the Bangtail
+Odysseus Jones as M. Perfect Tommy
+Chris H as Jeb
+Peter Onyschuk as Mush Proteux
+Moreven B as The Four Gobbos
+Red Flanagan as Classified
MUTATIONS
Two of the game’s new characters, Jeb & Mush Proteux, are both mutants:
Jeb Exudes a constant green drool that leaks from the mouth. Skin regularly sheds. On a roll of 1, the shedding skin becomes tangled like ropes around his limbs.
Has a mental ability to cause intense pain in anyone within line of sight. They get no saving throw, but the pain deals no damage. The pain is not completely debilitating. It does not cause a person to drop to the ground and writhe uncontrollably or anything like that. But it is shocking enough to distract them, disrupt their attention, cause them to fail in some task or look around for the source of their ailment. This ability gives no indication of the direction from which it came.
Mush Proteux Has an extra mouth, which forces him to consume extra rations, also has an oddly malleable shape which he can never get to stay in place very long. A slight bump is enough to cause crumpled features, though this does not cause any damage or impairment.
Also has spiderman-style web shooting organs in his wrists. Hitting something with them requires an attack roll. Swinging from them requires an athletics check. Tangling or pulling or creating structures with them will be resolved at the table, depending on the situation’s specific circumstances.
Loot
Sorbeyak Spinal Fluid
A Roll of Duct Tape
The senior characters gave the new arrivals enough funds to level up to level 2.
NPC Interactions
Penny The Blue – Was in the same room as a Building Buster explosion. Is certainly dead.
The Hangman – Stoked that bitch Penny is dead.
Julilla – A dominatrix who has chosen Classified to be one of her subby bois.
Haven Turn
This adventure was 5 sessions long, which rounds down to 2 haven turns.
HAZARD DIE 1: 4
When Classified goes to have his fourth “date” with Julilla, he discovers her dungeon has been ransacked, and she is missing.
HAZARD DIE 2: 5
One morning, the party awakes to discover “CLASSIFIED SUXX” has been graffiti’d on the walls of Trumpquatia. In her lair, a sleeping +Linlin Kins stirs.
Losco 1: Training Technology Skill to 3-in-6 (Month 2/4)
Losco 2: Training Technology Skill to 3-in-6 (Month 3/4)
Classified 1: carouse for 8k credits, attain level 5.
During
this time, Classified’s carousal takes the form of drunken karaoke in
which he sings What Is Love (Baby Don’t Hurt Me) and Hit Me Baby One
More Time exclusively.
Classified 2: carouse for 16k credits, attain level 6.
During
this time, Classified is practicing crafts with duct tape. He makes
origami cranes and a few wallets. He stops well before his precious duct
tape is exhausted.
Jinny Bo: Bangtailin’ (300cc)
Jinny Bo: Bangtailin’ (300cc)
M. Perfect Tommy 1: Starts a band called the Viet Cong Cavaliers. Training torture to 2-in-6 (Month 1 of 2)
M. Perfect Tommy 2: Starts a band called the Viet Cong Cavaliers. Training torture to 2-in-6 (Month 2 of 2)(Congratulations, your
Mush 1: Training Search skill to 2 in 6 (month 1/2)
Mush 2: Continues Training Search skill to 2 in 6 (month 1/2)
Jeb 1: Scoured the Internet researching information about treasure. Once there was a faction called “The Cool Kids.” Their Chief Radical governed from a throne of immense value. According to what maps Jeb is able to find, the capitol building of the Cool Kids was along the Eastern edge of what is now The Friends of Needletooth Jack territory.
Jeb 2: Continued to look for treasure info on the Internet. About 8 years ago there was something of a scandal among the Redstone Lords. A Proceo named William Till looted a massive sum of credits while doing battle with Outsiders. Rather than returning this windfall to the state it got “lost” in transport. 20 good Redstone Soldiers died. In a public trial William Till was convicted of taking this money for himself, and exiled from Redstone Lord territory. For a time he lived in Dukes of the Dome territory, making no secret of his great wealth. He disappeared for a short while, but has recently been reported to be part of The Underduke’s court.
Highlights Recap
The session opened with a group of four prisoners in Penny the Blue’s dungeon, which hardly deserves the name. Like everything Penny does, it was rather pleasant. They were hanging out in the rec room, fully equipped with all of their gear, when they heard a ruckuss in the foyer outside. They went to investigate and discovered our normal party (currently reduced to only Classified, Sheniqua, and the Gobbos) engaged with the friendly wizard, and her rainbow Sorbeyak.
The battle was fierce, with many twists and turns that are interesting, but perhaps not so interesting that they’re worth laying down for all time in the Annals of the Breakfast Club.
It ended when one of the former prisoners, turned new companions, went upstairs to get a snack. The pug butler was accomodating, gathering up a couple cakes (including the bomb one), and scooping some ice cream out of the Plane of Eternal Ice Cream, all of which was brought down stairs just in time for other members of the party to hack open a hole in the stunned Sorbeyak’s spine, and collect the fluid which poured out.
On their way out, Classified set off the bomb, damaging the tower, and cutting a temporary rift to the plane of eternal ice cream, which turned the manse into a delectable confection, which will be sticky and gross as hell once it melts.
The party set off for home, and had a variety of amusing encounters along the way, none of which amounted to much.
They stumbled onto “Jacks Two For One,” where two living animals could be combined using a technological process known only to Jack. The party didn’t seem to quite get the concept, and kept asking about combining inorganic objects. The clerk eventually sold them a roll of duct tape for 1000cc out of exasperation.
Further on, they encountered that same sink hole with dog tracks that they’d found earlier. One of the new party members gave a mysteriously knowing chuckle, but the party decided to pass it on by all the same.
Further still, they encountered an old radio station which seemed to be mostly intact. They knocked musically on the door, and were greeted by a DJ robot who was impressed by their musical talents and wanted to sign them for a lifetime contract of making music for the radio. The party agreed, said they just needed to get their instruments, and ran outta there.
Yet further, the party saw a large crowd huddled around a concrete building in the BDSM district. Apparently some heretofore undiscovered hidden door had been found, and there was some sorta mysterious technology behind it, guarded by a robot. Nobody could get inside. In the crowd, Classified met a dominatrix in the crowd who took a liking to him, and took him off to some secluded location where he was spanked and edged and told to come back soon for more of the same. Later, he got a tattoo of her name in a heart.
Finally the party reached home within the safe walls of Trumpquatia to construct their pool, and recuperate, and welcome their new companions.
Thus ended September 2519.